This song can only be sung if you are wearing the appropriate LOVE WARRIOR bear armor! You know someone is going to actually sing this and post it on the forums... a heavy metal version would be sooooo romantic!
Open your mind, and open your heart...
This song of love is about to start!
This holiday colors just about everything pink;
from flowers to chocolate and perfumes that stink.
I hope that your love forever lasts;
and more so that this song ends fast.
Your love is an event that will eternally transpire;
Even if they were bitten and turned to a Vampire.
Word of love are powerful and deep;
This bear suit is hot and puts me to sleep.
To save you they would slay a dread lich;
Um, can you help me reach this itch?
You are adorable with an amazing mind;
Hmmm, I think this bear suit is making me blind.
Your love is destined for greatness ahead;
I just want to go home and go back to bed.
May you get diamonds be so big that they strike you blind;
Big Daddy's prices are still the best you can find.
I am happy for the love you two have found;
I just wish I was not contractually bound.
Truth and love are causes worthy of being fought;
Good thing these SnuggleGrams are easily bought.
These words are true straight from them through me;
Ok, lets hurry... I gotta go pee.
I hope you found this SnuggleGram warm and funny....
Cause' it costed some poor sap all their money!
Happy, Happy Hero's Heart Day!